You wouldn't believe the quote the roofer gave..
And as for the gardiner, well, you don't expect a so called professional to burst into tears, do you?
But if you thought that was bad, just wait 'til you hear what the pool-guy had to say - sheesh, talk about language, I had to cover my ears, so's I did!
Anyhows, realising what an Albatross we'd been lumbered with
I wisely decided to hot foot it over to the Pub
and drown my sorrows..